This is taking looking for young talent a bit too far

Does Lane Kiffin coach at Florida Atlantic, or Bring ’Em Young? The FAU football coach just offered a scholarship to a 13-year-old, Kaden Martin, the son of USC offensive coordinator Tee Martin.

Does Lane Kiffin coach at Florida Atlantic, or Bring ’Em Young?

The FAU football coach just offered a scholarship to a 13-year-old, Kaden Martin, the son of USC offensive coordinator Tee Martin.

So what’s next — Kiffin showing up, hat in hand, at Serena Williams’ next ultrasound exam?

Headlines

• At SportsPickle.com: “EA Sports announces Madden 18 with Tom Brady on the cover will have ‘the most cheat codes ever.’ ”

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• At TheKicker.com: “Skip Bayless blasts LeBron for resting between series.”

Pass the carrots

Arizona Cardinals coach Bruce Arians is coming out with a book titled “The Quarterback Whisperer.”

Spoiler alert: The secret to winning over Ben Roethlisberger is two sugar cubes and a scratch between the ears.

TV quiz

“Firehouse,” a new ABC drama based in Seattle, will center around:

a) firefighters

b) the Mariners’ bullpen

He do run run

Salt Lake Bees infielder Nolan Fontana won a game in the bottom of the 11th with a walkoff home run — and an inside-the-park job, at that.

On second thought, wouldn’t that make it a run-off homer?

Tanks a lot

Mavericks owner Mark Cuban says his team lost on purpose this past season after it was eliminated from playoff contention.

Which also probably explains their 8-7 game score against the Nets.

Brake time is over

Reds stolen-base champ Billy Hamilton has challenged John Ross III, the Bengals rookie receiver who broke the NFL combine record, to a 40-yard dash.

Hamilton’s biggest challenge, pundits predict, will be resisting the urge to slide after 90 feet.

What a way to go

NBA combine question of the year: Kansas guard Frank Mason III says he was asked how he preferred to die.

No truth to the rumor his answer was “getting drafted by the New Jersey Nets.”

Beware of curves

What better pitcher to throw offspeed stuff in garbage time than Seattle U’s right-hander Janson Junk?

Tums not included

Food fare at Tampa Bay Rays games includes a 4-pound hamburger and fries, with game tickets and other prizes awarded to anyone who can eat it in 30 minutes.

Fortunately, no one has yet to channel their inner Ernie Banks and said, “Let’s eat two.”

Watch your exhaust

NASCAR made driver Carl Long strip of the logo of “Veedverks” — a marijuana-vaping company — from his car.

On the bright side, though, he still gets to smoke his tires.

Watch your wallet

Dozens of countries were hit by a huge cyberextortion attack last weekend.

Speaking of which, the invoice for your personal seat license should be arriving in the mail any day now.

Paging O Henry

Hear about the modern-day remake of “The Ransom of Red Chief”?

Hackers get their hands on…

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