Maybe Bryan Cranston and his wife should’ve run out of steam sooner.
After the couple got married in 1989, they tried to make the most of their honeymoon by having sex on the train that was transporting them from Switzerland to Italy. Prior to boarding, however, their travel agent clued them in on a fun fact about the ride.
“The travel agent said, ‘By the way, the third tunnel is 50 minutes long. It’s tradition for honeymooners to take advantage of that time’,” Cranston recalled on “Conan” Thursday. “I said, ‘Capiche.’ We’re doing this, much to my wife’s chagrin. I said, ‘Are you ready to use up seven calories?’”
The train Cranston and wife Robin Dearden took carried not only passengers but also their cars, so the famous couple remained in their vehicle the whole time — surrounded by other cars with families in them. When the train entered the third tunnel, it was as dark as the travel agent had described.
“It was an absence of light,” Cranston recalled. “You couldn’t see your hand in front of your face … It was exciting.”
Unfortunately, the couple’s X-rated activities didn’t pan out as planned.
“All of a sudden within a short period of time I start seeing the features of my beautiful wife’s face, and I’m thinking my eyes are…